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Friday, 6 December 2013

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Truly a great man, not Bill, the other one!

After the very sad news of the passing over of the great, Nelson Mandela, The Spice Girls have decided to write a eulogy to him and promise to have it ready for Christmas!

The royalties earned will all go to a special charity fund and the whole world is hoping that they will knock ageing rocker, Cliff Richard, off his eternal Number 1 Top of the Pops pedestal!

The song will also involve Paul Simon with his South African band and Ziggy Marley doing backing vocals. Posh Spice has written the lyrics (because she has difficulty singing) and the rest of the girls will don their South African flag mini-skirts and do a live version in Soweto with Paul and Ziggy.

Nelson, will be overwhelmed as he circles above his homeland in another dimension and every person still living who had anything to do with his incarceration, have all promised to join in the choir and beg Nelson for redemption.

This he has granted...

It promises to be a rousing send off for the great man and we all hope that message sent will stop all of the conflicts in South Africa for at least a day!

RIP, the last of the great freedom fighters this planet is ever likely to witness again!

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