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Friday, 6 December 2013

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The Kutcher - Kunis wedding cake has been put on hold.

HOLLYWOOD - After his year-long divorce battle with Demi Moore has finally been finalized, Ashton Kutcher is finding that the sea of love is still somewhat choppy.

Everyone felt that once he got rid of his old clinging cougar it would be smooth sailing for him and his big-eyed beauty Mila Kunis, but such is not the case.

An inside source reported that the happy couple has now become the quasi-happy couple as they are engrossed in a battle over what Mila's married name will be.

She wants to keep her surname Kunis; but Ashton wants her to become Mila Ashton or at the very least Mila Kunis-Ashton.

Mila has reportedly said that she has never been into hyphenated names and Mila Ashton sounds to white breadish.

So as of now, Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that the Kutcher - Kunis marriage has entered into a holding pattern.

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