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Thursday, 5 December 2013

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Australian Liam Helmsworth may be a fairly good actor but his brothers say that he sometimes has trouble over simple things.

Of course, several caught onto that when he went to live with Miley Cyrus who acted like nothing was really going on there.

Chris, his brother, says that Liam is easily led astray. We pulled a few tricks on him when he was growing up that I'll never tell."

From another Source we learned that Liam didn't understand American football and wondered about the term "Super Bowl"

"Liam thought it was a special dish for the first of the year to eat soup. I think he mixed it up with it being good luck to eat black-eyed peas in the southern United States. Then he thought it was some kind of big commode that was very hard to block up so you could go through a lot of toilet paper."

Somebody stated that he finally saw an American football game on TV and they mentioned the championship being the Super Bowl!

"So the big game and celebration is winning the football game, not a big commode?"

"Yes Liam."

"That explains a lot. I wondered why they were all cooking and eating a lot and drinking and having a good time. That didn't go with the idea of the big commode...unless they needed a big one for afterwards."

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