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Thursday, 5 December 2013

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We live in a strange world today, especially on the world of eBay. You can go on there or one of the others like it and find a lot of things for sale.

Still when a friend of mine pointed out an article, only a short paragraph at a Walmart checkout stand, I read it while in line.

It seems that during a recent stay overseas, it didn't say where but it was sunny, Jennifer Lopez was staying at a penthouse and could lie out in the sun without anything on. I guess she wanted to get an all-over tan.

She fell asleep.

When she woke up, she had a pretty bad suntan.

A couple days later, she began to peel some skin. That was when a friend apparently had the bright idea to sell 'pieces of Jennifer Lopez 'tail' on eBay and raise money for a charity they both love.

So, look for a piece of peeled tail to come up on eBay, should they decide to go through with it.

Wonder who else might give it a try?

This is Lindle Champion from $tar$.

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