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Tuesday, 3 December 2013

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Warren has told Regis Philbin that he and Annette may end up in divorce court before too long.

HOLLYWOOD - Warren Beatty and Annette Bening have been married for 21 years, but as Beatty recently told Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk it looks like the marriage has hit the big Wall of Divorce.

The actor who claims to have bedded 9,871 women stated that he has not been able to understand why his sweet, lovely, feminine daughter Kathlyn would want to turn herself into a rough, boisterous, semi-masculine male named Stephen.

Beatty, who is 76, says that his wife Annette, 55, understands it, accepts it, and support it, but he added that it's only because she is a kind, caring, lovable woman.

Warren said that the issue of transgenderism has resulted in the couple fighting every single day and calling each other names; many in German.

He said that it's beginning to feel like he's married to that Ann Coulter witch who seems to exist simply to be bitter, hateful, and insulting.

Warren said that he first suspected something was wrong with Kathlyn when at the age of 8, he saw her take her Barbie Doll House and paint it black turning it into a neighborhood bar.

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