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Tuesday, 3 December 2013

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Except for the weight problem, no one really expected Rosie O' Donnell to play the 52-year-old singer.

"I can lip sync the songs. I can do a good job with all the material Susan has", stated O'Donnell. "Leave it to me. I'll do a good job. It's a new thing for me but it was for her as she went through her sudden stardom."

Press people asked if she was ready to represent the church lady?

"Just because I'm a lesbian? I can go to a church as well as anyone else. I know some friends who do. What's the big deal?"

Thus far everyone has turned down any other parts for the movie.

An anonymous call stated that he thought it was a joke. "I know Susan has a temper also and we all know Rosie, so how much filming will get done with people dodging things thrown through the air on the site."

"Than we'll talk to Roseanne or somebody. Anyway O'Donnell is coming over for a reading and we'll take it from there.

"Did you say she'll get you by the short hair? hah hah. They'll have Each Other by the hair within the first day."

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