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Tuesday, 3 December 2013

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Miss Snuggatelli who looks a lot like Paris Hilton is the most popular teacher at Lord Baltimore High School.

BALTIMORE - Dee Dee Snuggatelli is an English school teacher in the Baltimore School District.

She said that in her 7 year teaching career she has pretty much heard and seen it all.

She told a local newspaper reporter that a few days ago she was having breakfast in the school cafeteria.

Miss Snuggatelli, who is 29, and single said that she had the usual, a glass of orange juice, a plum, and a breakfast muffin.

She said that as she looked down to cut her muffin she became quite startled.

The extremely popular English teacher remarked that she clearly saw what looked like an image of Miley Cyrus on her breakfast muffin.

She immediately called over two of her students to take a look at her muffin.

Both of the boys oohed and awed as they gazed at Miss Snuggatelli's astounding muffin.

One boy said that the image on her muffin looked a lot like Jennifer Lawrence. The other boy disagreed and said that it looked just like Miley Cyrus with her new short hairdo.

Miss Snuggatelli took her muffin and went down the hallway to show the principal her amazing muffin.

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