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Sunday, 8 December 2013

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Tranquil Time For Reflection

CAMBRIDGE, Mass. - Famed juvenile delinquent and pop star, Justin Bieber, has decided to hang up his diapers in order to become a full time student at Harvard beginning next fall semester. While he laments the loss of income, Mr. Bieber believes the opportunity to major in political science under Toronto Mayor, Rob Ford, proved an opportunity too good to be true.

"I look forward to a good working relationship with my new prof, particularly since he seems to enjoy the same recreational activities as I do and looks to have a good handle on where to score the top quality pharmaceuticals," Mr. Bieber said through an interpreter as his English skills are still quite undeveloped, as is this story.

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