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Monday, 2 December 2013

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Doctors nationwide in the last few months have received a flood of calls, walk ins, and email correspondence from parents expressing concern over their childrens behavior. The main cause for alarm is that these children are constantly sticking their tongue out, especially during photos.

Several parents, who monitor their teen's social networking activities have seen multiple photos on online sites of their child displaying their outward tongue, slightly offset to the left or right.

Doctors have just decided it to dub these symptoms a result of what they now label "TONGUE TWERKETTES", paying homage to the pop star, Miley Cyrus, that started the whole debacle.

"Do we have real scientific evidence that this is really a thing?" asked Dr. A. Bullscheister, "No. We're just tired of the calls. We were having the same problems when all those damned DUCK LIP pics sprung up a few years ago. We just didn't have anybody specific to pin the blame on."

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