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Sunday, 1 December 2013

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Actor and Producer Woody Allen was apparently the victim of a joke but no one will admit to having pulled it off.

Knowing Woody's curiosity, some of his band mates (he plays clarinet with some friends) were discussing how great the new e-cigarettes are and that they don't hurt your health nor anyone around you.

So several of the guys begin smoking e-cigarettes and some e-cigars.

Woody asks if he can try a e-cigar (which they knew he couldn't resist) and someone hands him one.

During a break, Allen pulls out the e-cigar and it seems fine until it explodes all over his face.

Well, no one had any idea that it would be much worse than a regular exploding cigar.

Woody's face was tanned, his eyebrows gone and he started doing a silly little tap dance number right out across the floor and falls on his face.

The first guy to get to him, upon touching him also goes on a short skit while going 'baba baba balooo!' but they finally get Woody up and he asks to be taken home.

"Are you alright, Mr. Allen?", a concerned club owner asks.

"I'm fine. But I got to get home and write this down before I forget. It'll be in my next motion picture."

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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