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Saturday, 30 November 2013

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Paris said that she took this photo of the space ship with her cell phone.

BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Hilton, Charlie Sheen, and Gary Busey all have one thing in common; a nickname.

The trio of Tinsel Town celebrities share the same moniker Space Cadet.

Busey was the original, and then Hilton picked it up, and later Sheen was handed the nickname after he turned his back on $1.2 million per week when he angrily left the hit comedy show Two And A Half Men.

Hilton, who many say is missing about three strings on her twelve string guitar, has been desperately trying to get back into the limelight that she says was stolen from her by the Kardashian girls, Lindsay Lohan, and Miley Cyrus.

Paris has repeatedly asked why it is that she is not taken seriously by the Hollywood press corps the way Sandra Bullock, Scarlett Johansson, or Michelle Pfeiffer are.

She recently told Barbara Walters on The View that this past Halloween she saw a space ship land on her backyard, by the avocado trees.

Hilton, who has been known to abuse alcohol, remarked that the space ship was blue and pink in color.

Walters asked her if she could tell if the space ship had come from Afghanistan. Hilton got a puzzled look on her face and said that it was definitely a planet from the Milky Way and that it could be Afghanistan, Saturn, or perhaps Jupiter.

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