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Friday, 29 November 2013

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Actor Johnny Depp who has had so much fun doing the Pirates movies and others says that ever since he played Edward Scissorhand, he has felt odd.

"I usually do well during the day but at night, it's different...and even sometimes in the day."

Depp stated that even if he skipped a meal, he would sometime feel like he had swallowed a horse.

Depp says he dreams a lot about Cher, Whoopi and Oprah and that's not right.

When he's out driving he said that he sometimes could see a car behind him without a rear view mirror.

"Also, every time Pope Francis shows up on the news, I start farting like a horse."

Will he get help?

"No. Too Macho I guess. Too Macho, that's a laugh. I woke up screaming just the other night after dreaming about me cuddling with Roseanne!"

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