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Tuesday, 26 November 2013

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Taylor Swift has won the American Music Award for Artist of the Year thanks to all her fans. This was the third straight year (and fourth overall) she has won the Ho-Hum Award.

Swift, who almost dozed off during the ceremony, stated that she's really really happy and yada yada yada!

"I guess this means that I'll have to add on still another Award room at the house."

Swift was too sleepy or bored to death to sing a song so she just danced a little jig as the band played a tribute of her latest hits.

Other attendees were Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Rihanna and Miley Cyrus who all appeared nearly naked except Lady GaGa who wore a ten foot beanie and frog feet.

Miley Cyrus closed the show by singing "Wrecking Ball" while going bottomless. Of course, the TV Show did the Elvis thing and only showed her from the top up.

One fan of Miley's yelled, "If you show Taylor from the top up she would be a talking head!"

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