Written by Auntie Jean
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Tuesday, 26 November 2013

Christopher Bale, who is playing Moses in Riddly Scott's Biblical Epic currently filming in Almeria, southern Spain has downed Commandments and refused to work until God is sacked.

God, who is in charge of natural sun driven lighting on the strict condition sound stage, was not really available for comment yesterday.

Allegedly while He was fine tuning the sun and adjusting some cables, Moses exploded with rage at the perceived intrusion.

Claiming to be learning The Commandments prior to shooting, he screamed "I'm a great big Star and you're only some sort of minor employee",

"Get someone else to part your fucking Red Sea" shouted Bail at director Riddly Scotch, angrily throwing the Stone Commandment tablets at him.

Happily they all saw the funny side of things that evening and after a few Tapas and some Rioja, hilariously the major financial backer pulled out of the film.

Filming is concluding in Gibraltar with an Iphone where there is a nice big rock to bring The Commandments down from.

A recording of the incident has since gone viral on YouTube.

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