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Tuesday, 26 November 2013

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Part of The Smirking Countess will be filmed in Holland.

HOLLYWOOD - TouchRock Films in association with Lions Door Pictures has just announced that Kristen Stewart of The Twilight Saga series will be starring with Zac Efron and Cheryl Cole in Luigi Luigiani's epic film The Smirking Countess.

Stewart will portray Countess Cora DuFidellio, who is married to Count Conrad played by Zac Efron.

Cheryl Cole will star as Gladiola Winterbiscuit, who falls in love with Count Conrad and seduces him into entering into a May-December relationship.

Countess Cora soon finds out and she has Miss Winterbiscuit exiled to Holland, where she will toil in a Tulip field.

Without giving away too much of the plot Count Conrad pines for his old cougar and actually tells Countess Cora that his heart may belong to her but his other intimate parts kind of lean towards Winterbiscuit.

Countess Cora begins to smirk and ends up having Conrad jailed on grounds of Alienation of Affections, Ipso Philandering, and Basic Man Whoring.

The film will be shot on location in Portugal, Holland, and Shreveport, Louisiana.

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