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Tuesday, 26 November 2013

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According to a European Newspaper, actress Kristen Stewart woke up to discover a shrunken head in the bed beside her.

"I screamed till someone opened the door and their security guard took it to the police station. Here I am in all these spooky movies and I'm just as scared as everyone else when something strange happens."

Who would want to put a shrunken head in her bed?

Stewart said she didn't know but was afraid that it was a dark man she had seen on the street.

"He looked like a gypsy. I may have offended his beliefs in my movies or something."

Later on in the day the police sent word that the shrunken head was old but was an actual human head.

"I'm going home", stated a shaken Stewart. "I mean, how did 'whoever' get into my room? I had the chain on and everything."

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