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Saturday, 21 October 2006

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Baby Ursula. The tongue's been a bit of an issue.

After seeing pictures of Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, Fred and Betty Ugly decided to fly to Africa and have their baby in Namibia. "Beautiful babies are born there," Fred confidently told friends back in California.

Baby Ursula Ugly (pictured here) was born a month ago. She might not be winning any beauty contests soon; but to her parents, she is a little beauty. "Her 'do' needs some work," Mom Betty admitted with a laugh as she showed Ursula off to relatives back in LA for the first time. "No problem," she added. "We have an appointment with Suri Cruise's hairstylist for next week. Fred and I just loved Suri's hairdo in that Vanity Fair shoot."

Ah yes. Who was it who said that beauty is in the eye of the beholder?

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