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Tuesday, 26 November 2013

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Simon Cowell revealed the name of his son-to-be to Larry King and Regis Philbin on The Viagra View.

NEW YORK CITY - X-Factor's Simon Cowell appeared with Larry King and Regis Philbin on their hit talk show The Viagra View.

Regis asked Simon about the fact that at the age of 54, he is going to become a father for the very first time.

Cowell glowed with pride as he announced that his girlfriend Lauren Silverman whom he impregnated while she was still married to his best friend is carrying a baby boy.

The T-shirt wearing music mogul said that as of now he is not really planning on marrying his baby mama but then that is pretty much the norm these days.

Cowell sited Jessica Simpson, who has two children from Eric Johnson as an example.

Larry asked him if he felt bad about poking a married woman. Simon grinned and said that he did at first, but after about two minutes he completely forgot about the fact that Lauren was married.

Regis asked him what he thought about the supermarket tabloid Just Saying calling him the male version of Angelina Jolie, who stole Jennifer Aniston's husband Brad Pitt away from America's sweetheart.

Larry then chimed in and said, "Or how about LeAnn Rimes who stole Brandi Glanville's husband Eddie Cibrian?"

Simon just smiled.

Philbin asked him if he had picked out a name for his son-to-be.

Cowell nodded that he had.

"Well tell us Simon, what is your son's name going to be?" King asked.

Simon giggled and said that he is naming his son Simon.

He then pointed out that he will call the lad Simple Simon and then when he turns 21, he will call him Simon The Second.

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