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Monday, 25 November 2013

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Jennifer Lopez was presented with a $12,000 silver microphone backstage by one of her biggest fans Mark Cuban.

LOS ANGELES - Jennifer Lopez who is 44-years-old showed everyone in the audience at the 41st Annual American Music Awards that with her age is nothing but a number.

J.Lo performed in an erotically sexy metallic bodysuit as she paid tribute to the Queen of Salsa Picante music Celia Cruz.

Jennifer was grinning from ear-to-ear as she looked out into the audience and saw ex-husband Marc Anthony sitting there with his tongue practically touching the bottom of his chin.

Even Taylor Swift, 23, who herself was wearing a very short gold lamé dress was impressed with Jennifer's astounding body as she remarked that J.Lo looked hot! hot! hot!.

Taylor reportedly said that she hopes she looks half that good when she turns 54. A stagehand whispered to her that J.Lo is only 44. Swift blushed and ran off to the little girl's room.

When Lopez was told about Taylor's numerical blunder she replied, "Oh that's fine - heck I have a couple of bras that are older than her."

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