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Monday, 25 November 2013

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Ke$ha says she recently attended a White House Barbecue where she twerked for President Obama and Vice-President Biden.

LOS ANGELES - One of the most talked about performances at this year's AMA's was the Pitbull - Ke$ha duet.

The 26-year-old Ke$ha strutted her stuff all over the Nokia Theater stage dressed in cowgirl boots, a red gingham blouse, and tight Daisy Duke short shorts.

She and Pit, as Regis Philbin calls Pitbull, sang the song "Timber" which was a play on words for the word wood, which is what occurred when Ke$ha rubbed her bottom all over Pit's crotch area in a highly explicit twerk.

Justin Timberlake who was sitting in the front row hollered out, "Hey, Ke$ha, can I be next hon?"

One Direction's Harry Styles remarked, "Ya best wait your turn bloke cause this chap is first in line."

Taylor Swift mumbled, "My goodness, that Ke$ha's a slut and a half and I would never, ever prance around like that showing everyone my privates."

Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban who was also in the audience remarked that Ke$ha was so friggin caliente (hot) that it's amazing the smoke detectors didn't go off.

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