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Sunday, 24 November 2013

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Selena says that Justin still calls her at least 42 times a week but she never answers.

CUCAMONGA, California - Selena Gomez was overjoyed at the fabulous reception that she received during her concert in Cucamonga's Santa Ana Winds Arena.

After the show, which featured the British hip hop band Blokes 2 Chaps as her opening act, she spoke with Macadamia Honeysuckle of The LaLaLand Daily.

Selena was asked if she ever missed former boyfriend Justin Bieber. She raised her eyebrows and replied, "Never."

She went on to say that the best thing she ever did was dumping the little, immature Canadian brat who for some strange reason feels that he's as tough as Mike Tyson.

Gomez noted that Justin talks a big game but only as long as he has half a dozen or so of his big burly bodyguards around him.

She laughed when she said that when he's alone he turns into a male version of little Honey Boo Boo.

Selena stated that she is afraid that Justin is quickly becoming the white version of Rihanna's ex-boyfriend Chris "The Beater" Brown.

The 21-year-old singer grinned as she said that Bieber admires Brown so much that he even buys his boxer shorts at the same store as Brown does.

In Other News. Sarah Palin has said that the rumor about her and Kanye West is positively false. She said that she would never, ever date a hip hop rapper.

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