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Thursday, 21 November 2013

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Since spies and vampires seem to be the hot items these days, now we seem to be getting them both in a Hollywood Lawsuit launched by an attorney for actress Nina Dobrev.

According to her lawyer, like others in Hollywood, she went to an unnamed doctor people here refer to as the Ass Man to have part of their annual physical. Only the doctor has apparently picked up a profitable sideline.

Ms. Dobrev had a colonoscopy recently and was told she was fine but a month later, something strange came out in her undies.

"What she found was a very small spying bug that allowed anyone to hear what was going on in the person's life", stated the attorney. "Then these were sold to several reporters employed by the entertainment sections of magazines."

"My client stated that she wondered how anyone could know what she said in private conversations. Now she knows."

Meanwhile, other actors including Dobrev's fellow actors on The Vampire Diaries have been checked and one of them has a little device also.

"I think he's placed a lot of them out there but I guess several have came out", stated Attorney Wilkerson.

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