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Thursday, 21 November 2013

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Jessica says she is getting tired of waiting for her fiancé to set the date.

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jessica Simpson is so excited that she has finally managed to lose all of her baby weight that she's pulled out all of the stops and is dressing like an 18-year-old high school girl.

She was recently spotted at a Tall Timbers Supermarket wearing the same pair of skimpy Daisy Duke short shorts that she wore in the Dukes of Hazzard movies.

Jessica recently told Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight that she cannot believe all of the attention that she is getting while out in public.

She giggled and quipped that for a moment she thought that the paparazzi had her mixed up with Miley Cyrus.

Jessica said that she knows she looks very sexy in her Daisy Duke short shorts and she is going to get all of the mileage out of them that she can.

The 33-year-old, who has two children, revealed to de Gallo that she is still trying to get her fiancé Eric Johnson to set a wedding date.

She said that she is now having second thoughts about wanting to marry someone who appears to be in no hurry to marry her.

Jessica said that for the time being she is going to focus on her next motion picture which is titled, The Dukes of Hazzard: Daisy Duke Gets Gang Tickled.

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