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Wednesday, 20 November 2013

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Roseanne said that she has always charged her medical procedures on her Blue Money Credit Card.

BEVERLY HILLS - Roseanne Barr traveled from her home in Hawaii to Beverly Hills to consult with noted plastic surgeon Guggenheim F. Figfaust.

Barr, who is 61, recently saw some photos that had been taken of her from the back while she was wearing a one piece swimsuit.

The comedian remarked to a close friend that it scared the heck out of her because she is starting to resemble Kirstie Alley.

Roseanne, who is no stranger to plastic procedures, has had more than her share of nips, snips, clips, lifts, and tucks.

She once told Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors that the only part of her body that had not been touched by plastic surgeons was her duodenum.

Barr informed Dr. Figfaust that she wants to have a butt that looks exactly like Katy Perry's and she does not care how much it costs.

In Other News. Maksim Chmerkovskiy of Dancing With The Stars recently said that being with his erotically sexy girlfriend Kate Upton is like being in a candy store for adults.

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