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Wednesday, 20 November 2013

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During the past several months Thieves have been robbing Kristen Stewart blind while she has been on the road and doing a lot of filming.

She had placed call after call to the L. A. Police and no one was ever caught. In fact, she told a reporter that she didn't think the police were even trying.

Now this is no way to treat the L.A. Police Department as she soon found out.

"So I got tired of the police never even showing up after awhile and the thieves were helping themselves. I mentioned this to ... let's say a friend....and he suggested that I set up a camera and after another theft, take the proof directly to the police."

"Monday night I got home around 2 AM and I saw something recorded. So the very next morning I got up early, 10 AM and took the video to the police department and there were the crooks hauling out my award for Twilight among other things they would sell to my fans."

But the last thing the crooks took out were a couple of good sized marijuana plants. Uh-Oh!

So, the second week in December, both Stewart and the thieves will have their day in court.

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