BEVERLY HILLS - There is no female in Hollywood who has gotten more cosmetic surgery done on her face and body than Heidi Montag, with maybe the one possible exception of Joan "The Queen of Mean" Rivers.
Montag has had everything done from getting a tongue reduction to a uvula circumcision.
Heidi herself says that she has had at least 40 surgical procedures done. She said that she has spent well over $1.3 million.
She called up Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo and told her that she wanted to clear up a rumor that she thinks may have been started by Paris Hilton.
Montag stated that contrary to current rumors that have gone from the Left Coast to the Right Coast she is not going to be having sexual reassignment surgery in Trinidad, Colorado.
Heidi said that she would never get a sex change operation because as the song says, she enjoys being a girl.
SIDENOTE: Heidi did hint that next she could be going in to have her ovaries rotated.