Written by Abel Rodriguez
Print this

Sunday, 17 November 2013

image for After Dozens of Cosmetic Surgeries Heidi Montag Denies That Next She Is Getting A Sex Change
The operating room where Heidi had her uvula circumcision.

BEVERLY HILLS - There is no female in Hollywood who has gotten more cosmetic surgery done on her face and body than Heidi Montag, with maybe the one possible exception of Joan "The Queen of Mean" Rivers.

Montag has had everything done from getting a tongue reduction to a uvula circumcision.

Heidi herself says that she has had at least 40 surgical procedures done. She said that she has spent well over $1.3 million.

She called up Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo and told her that she wanted to clear up a rumor that she thinks may have been started by Paris Hilton.

Montag stated that contrary to current rumors that have gone from the Left Coast to the Right Coast she is not going to be having sexual reassignment surgery in Trinidad, Colorado.

Heidi said that she would never get a sex change operation because as the song says, she enjoys being a girl.

SIDENOTE: Heidi did hint that next she could be going in to have her ovaries rotated.

Make Abel Rodriguez's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 3 multiplied by 2?

5 6 25 18
40 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more