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Friday, 15 November 2013

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LeAnn has admitted that sometimes she will eat a whole lobster as a midnight snack.

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Many of LeAnn Rimes family, friends, and fellow country music artists cannot believe how badly she has let her weight get out of hand.

Rimes who stole Eddie Cibrian from his wife Brandi Glanville had gotten down to 64 pounds a couple of years ago.

She revealed that she managed to do it by going on a 45-calories a day diet. She remarked that the diet called for three Rice Krispies for breakfast, four fully-cooked kernels of corn for lunch, and half a cashew for dinner

Stand up comedian Zydeco Dupree quipped back then, "Man, da honky chick she be lookin' like a friggin white swizzle stick fa shizzle ma nizzle bro."

The "Blue Bayou" singer reportedly started eating all kinds of junk food due to the fact that she is afraid that Eddie will leave her for another woman just like he did to his former wife.

Rimes is also depressed at the fact that on several occasions Eddie has told her that her singing is starting to sound pitchier than it ever has in the past.

The dishwater blonde songstress blames that on the fact that since she has gained so much weight some of the fat in her throat is starting to rub against her vocal cords.

Zydeco Dupree noted that poor LeAnn has doubled her weight up to 128, and she has now gone from being Anorexic Annie to being Plumpish Patty.

In Other News. Sean Hannity has stated that the rumor that he and fellow Republican Ann "Giddy Up" Coulter were involved in a ménage à trois with Rush Limbaugh is positively false.

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