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Thursday, 14 November 2013

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Honey Boo Boo told Jay Leno that sometimes she eats three Big Macs a day. (Photo provided by John Goodman).

HOLLYWOOD - Alana Thompson, better known as Honey Boo Boo, was in Tinsel Town for an appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.

Leno asked her if she had found a boyfriend yet. The little Southern beauty pageant queen giggled and said that she is much too busy to bother with having to deal with a boyfriend.

She added that after seeing the antics of couples like Katy Perry and John Mayer and Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez, she may never want to have a boyfriend.

Leno said that he knows that she admires country music artist Miranda Lambert and California attorney Ginger Allred. He then asked the pint-sized reality show star who she least admires.

Honey Boo Boo, who stars in Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, said that she cannot stand Ann Coulter. She commented that the woman looks like a damn drinking straw and all she ever does is to criticize people.

She giggled and said that if she ever saw her out in public she would bite her on one of her skinny legs.

"Anyone else?" Jay asked with a grin on his face.

"Oh yes," She replied, "I cannot stand that manly Palin woman from Canada. You know the one that goes around shooting animals and that everyone calls 'Snowflake.'"

Jay laughed and corrected her by saying that she is from Alaska and not Canada.

"Alaska, Canada, what's the difference Mr. Leno, they're both cold as hell aren't they?"

Leno asked what about Sarah Palin does she not like. She answered by saying "Well for one thing, she looks like Tina Fey. Two she speaks with an accent that me and my mama cannot understand. And three she does not like President Obama because she says that he was born in Kenya."

Leno asked if she thought that perhaps Palin was a racist.

Honey Boo Boo thought for a moment and asked, "Is Dancing With The Stars judge Bruno Tonioli a fairy?"

Jay laughed and told her that she made her point.

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