Written by Abel Rodriguez

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Thursday, 14 November 2013

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Lindsay says that she feels and looks much better than she has in a long, long time. (Photo provided by Paco Peso).

VENICE BEACH, California - Lindsay Lohan has said that she has learned her lesson and she vows to turn her life around.

The 27-year-old actress recently spoke with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk and said that being in rehab was the best thing that has ever happened to her.

Lohan paused for a moment, winked, and added, "Ah let's make that the second best thing."

She was asked about the word on the streets of LaLaLand that she is going in to have a surgical procedure done.

Lindsay giggled as she took a sip from her bottle of Papaya Gatorade and remarked that she has no idea where in the world that rumor came from.

She then expressed that she thinks that it could have come from her friend Paris Hilton, who has always been jealous of her, Britney Spears, and Jessica Simpson.

Chipotle then remarked that the rumor about her getting a frecklectomy is not true.

LiLo nodded her head and said that it is not true and if she finds out that it was Paris who started the vicious rumor she will start up a false rumor about her.

SIDENOTE: Lindsay Lohan told Carolina Chipotle that her freckles are her trademark and why would she get rid of something that only adds to her natural beauty.

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