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Thursday, 14 November 2013

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Cher has criticized her son Chaz because he can eat two full slabs of baby back ribs all by himself.

HOLLYWOOD - Chaz Bono is extremely upset at his mom, musical icon Cher Bono saying he is tired of her butting into his personal business.

Chaz, who used to be Chastity, remarked to Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo that his mom does nothing but criticize him. He noted that she does not like the fact that she lost her little girl even though she gained a big boy.

Cher has also said that Chaz is way overweight and he really needs to cut back on his 6 Big Macs per day habit.

Chaz has told his mom that she needs to stop with all of the nips, tucks, snips, clips, and botox.

He pointed out that she is starting to look like that space alien creature, Joan "The Moan" Rivers.

The 44-year-old Bono says he is getting to the point where he does not even want to be around his mother because all she does is talk about hooking up with some young guy half her age.

Chaz commented that he loved his father Sonny Bono because he was funny. He paused for a moment and added that his mom is funny looking and she really needs to start acting her age (67).

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