BEVERLY HILLS - Kanye "The Pest" West, as country music artist Toby Keith calls him, is said to be in a state of depressed depression.
West has just learned that The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has confirmed that since June 1, 2013, his popularity has gone from a Dewey Decimal Index System number of 73 to 24.
During the same time frame, Kim's has gone up from 74 to 81. Kim has tried to tell Kanye that those numbers can go up and down overnight.
Kanye is reportedly on the verge of hitting the next paparazzi who looks at him wrong.
West has been told by the Los Angeles Police Department that he had better stop with his spoiled, rotten brat act and quit insulting, degrading, and attacking the members of the entertainment news media.
Kanye recently stated on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno that he is smarter, better looking, richer, and a whole lot more intelligent than 99.997 percent of the American people.
SIDENOTE: Comedian Zydeco Dupree said at a performance at The Laughing Beaver Comedy Club in West Hollywood that the real reason why Kanye hasn't married Kim Kardashian is because he wants to find a state where he can go and marry himself.