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Friday, 8 November 2013

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Brolin said that as of Halloween he has refused to shave his wife's legs and has told her to do it herself.

MALIBU BEACH - Actor James Brolin, 73, has said that he feels that the time has come to put an end to his marriage.

The actor who has starred in such films as The Amityville Horror, Rambo, and The Amityville Horror 2: The Damn Whores Arrive, simply stated that he can no longer remain in a marriage where he is the secondary member.

Brolin said that his wife, Barbra who is 71, has become more and more bossy as the years have gone by.

The noted actor said that it is one thing for his wife to tell him what restaurant they are going to eat at, but it is an entirely different thing altogether when she tells him what shirt, pants, and even underwear he will wear.

He also confessed that he did not enter into wedded bliss with the world famous singer to be her personal foot massager, eyebrow hair plucker, or landing strip maintainer.

Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo asked Ms. Streisand for a comment in regards to her husband's remarks and she replied that she is Barbra Streisand and she does not give out comments.

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