TARZANA, California - Word coming out of the Left Coast Rumor Mills is that Kirstie Alley may end up finding herself churchless.
According to reports from an inside source who spoke on grounds of anonymity, the Church of The Scientific Method is very upset with all of the adverse publicity it has been receiving of late due to the verbal jabs thrown at ex-member Leah Remini by Kirstie Alley.
The unnamed inside source, who would only give his nickname, Bubbles, told American Spotlight Magazine that they have issued several warnings to Ms. Alley about her obsessive attacks aimed at Ms. Remini, who is presently appearing on Dancing With The Stars.
The church has stated that they are not in the insulting business and if they were they would hire the likes of Joan "The Moan" Rivers or Don "The Rattlesnake" Rickles.
SIDENOTE: American Spotlight Magazine tried to contact Kirstie Alley to get a comment but her assistant said that she had gone to a local Pompous Pizza Parlor for the weekly All-The-Pizza-You-Can-Eat For $15 Deal.