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Friday, 8 November 2013

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Portia De Rossi-DeGeneres feels that she may not be a lesbianite after all. (Photo provided by Rico Chorizo).

BEVERLY HILLS - One of the most popular lesbianite couples in Tinsel Town could be heading down Divorce Drive.

According to Voodoo Dupree with Glamboyant Magazine there appears to be some marital trouble brewing in the five year marriage between Ellen DeGeneres, 55, and her wife Portia De Rossi-DeGeneres, 40.

Miss Dupree reports that Portia recently confided to her hair stylist FuFi Fondue that she feels that she may not really be a lesbian after all.

When asked what made her feel that way, she replied that the other day when she was watching Dancing With The Stars she found herself attracted to the shirtless Val Chmerkovskiy.

Portia admitted that she could not take her eyes off of Val and did not even spend one second looking at his female partner the long-legged Elizabeth Berkley Lauren.

Mrs. DeGeneres said that she confessed her inner feelings to her (husband) and Ellen literally hit the roof.

Portia said that Ellen called her all kinds of horrible names and even compared her to her one time lover Anne Heche, who also decided after being in a lesbianite relationship with Ellen that she was not really a lesbian.

Ellen is reported to be in a state of shock and is wondering why in the world she enters relationships with women who then end up saying that they are not really lesbians after all.

SIDENOTE: Dancing With The Stars pro Val Chmerkovskiy was contacted by Miss Dupree and told about Portia's feelings. He got an extremely puzzled look on his face and remarked, "But Portia is a lesbianite - and besides she's married."

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