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Friday, 8 November 2013

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Most country music male fans agree that Carrie Underwood has the best looking legs in country music.

NASHVILLE - The little gal from Oklahoma strutted her legs on the 47th Annual CMA Award Show and it has certainly paid off.

Co-Host Brad Paisley said that he encouraged Carrie to show off her legs seeing as how they are astoundingly gorgeous.

Carrie blushed but agreed with Brad that she does have two of the finest looking pair of legs in all of country music.

Even Shania Twain who is noted for her gams, as Vice-President Joe Biden calls them, has said that there is no gal in the world of country music whose legs come close to being more sensuously attractive than Carrie's.

Faith Hill has reportedly made the statement that according to her husband Tim McGraw and his best friend Kenny Chesney she (Faith) has the prettiest legs in the country music world.

Underwood has just agreed to film a commercial for L'eggs Pantyhose. An inside source said that Carrie will be paid $1.3 million for the commercial.

SIDENOTE: Divorce rumors continue to fly in two of country music world's most established marriages namely the Tim McGraw - Faith Hill marriage and the Blake Shelton - Miranda Lambert marriage.

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