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Friday, 8 November 2013

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One of Luke Bryan's collection of 171 caps. (Photo by Kelly Clarkson).

NASHVILLE - Carrie "Legs" Underwood and Brad "Shorty" Paisley did another bang up job as hosts of The 47th Annual CMA Awards.

Every country artist and band showed up except for Kenny Chesney who reportedly could not find a clean T-shirt to wear.

Kenny Rodgers received a life time achievement award and looked like he was pleased but it was somewhat hard to really tell due to all of the cosmetic nips, snips, tucks, and collagen implants the white-haired performer has had done.

Sweet Taylor Swift, as usual sang along with all of the performers. She is amazing. The 23-year-old songstress even sang along with the commercials according to Faith Hill who made sure that she sat between Tay-Tay and her husband Tim "TiTi" McGraw.

Newcomers The Florida-Georgia Line proved that one can be successful in country music even if you look and sound a bit like those two Detroit white hip hop rapper wannabe's Kid Rock and Eminem.

SIDENOTE: Buck Yazoo with Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine pointed out after the show that it was refreshing that not one of the country music performers had to be bleeped for using foul language.

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