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Wednesday, 6 November 2013

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Paris has confided to a close friend that she is extremely jealous of Miley Cyrus.

BEVERLY HILLS - The Hair Stylist To The Stars, FuFi Fondue, has just revealed that Paris Hilton is desperate to get back into the limelight.

The flamboyant hair stylist said that Paris was in his salon a few days ago and (Paris) cannot believe the tremendous success that Miley Cyrus is having.

Hilton noted that what makes it even more amazing is the fact that Miley kind of looks like a boy and she does not have anywhere near the curves that she (Hilton) has.

Paris told Fondue that she has fired her publicist and her make up artist and hopes to hire Miley's publicist and make up artist.

She confessed that she knows that the only way she will be able to take away some of the celebrity attention that Miley is getting is by starring in an R-rated motion picture.

SIDENOTE: Paris has contacted her BFF Lindsay Lohan about the two of them possibly starring in a vulgaristic movie together.

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