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Wednesday, 6 November 2013

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K-Stew says that this time the love between her and RPattz is really and truly real.

VENICE BEACH, California - Close friends of Kristen Stewart are overjoyed to say that the Twilight Saga actress has done a complete about face mood wise.

Kristen and former boyfriend Rob Pattinson were recenlty spotted at the world famous La Brea Tar Pits engaged in some lip aerobics.

An inside source reported that now that K-Stew and RPattz are back together Stewart's smirk has turned into a smile.

Kristen reportedly told Hollywood Innuendo that she hasn't been this happy since she went to bed with the Ferralino twins, Guido and Gino, back in July.

She did want to stress the fact that her affair with her accent coach Rayburn Fandersketti, while she was filming Snow White And The Huntsman, was merely just something she engaged in to help pass the time away.

SIDENOTE: Kristen is so thrilled to be back with Rob that she has asked him to pick a tattoo out and she will get it placed anywhere on her body that he wants.

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