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Tuesday, 5 November 2013

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Both Miley and Nina's characters never wear bras.

HOLLYWOOD - Touchrock Pictures has just announced that production will soon begin on Bandini Borrapelli's musical romance film The Promiscuous Pair.

Starring in the motion picture will be Miley Cyrus and Nina Dobrev, who will portray two singers from New Jersey who tryout for American Idol.

The two are chosen and end up traveling to Hollywood where they get involved with some shady individuals who try and convince the two to become high-priced party girls in Las Vegas.

The individuals tell them that they want to bill them as The Promiscuous Pair and put them together with very rich business executives from both coasts.

Miley's character Traci Fargofield and Nina's character Staci Willpratt refuse saying that they want to be noted for their vocal cords and not for their muffins.

The shady characters insist and the two girls end up fleeing with the shady characters in hot pursuit (no pun intended).

SIDENOTE: Miley Cyrus and Carly Rae Jepsen will be writing the movie's soundtrack which will include the Cyrus-Jepsen song "Having My Goodies Oogled Ain't Never Bothered Me Much."

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