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Saturday, 2 November 2013

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Maks is so smitten by Kate Upton that he says he will dance her down the aisle.

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The Dancing With The Stars dancer who is known as The Bad Boy of The Ballroom appears to have found who he considers to be the Woman of His Dreams.

Maksim Chmerkovskiy, 33, has literally fallen head-over-heels in love with curvaceious model Kate Upton, who at 21, is a dozen years younger than the hot-tempered Ukrainian.

Maks has dated a bevy of beautiful women including fellow DWTS professional dancer Karina Smirnoff, whom he actually got engaged to a couple of years ago.

But that engagement ended when Karina heard that he had been parked out by the famed Hollywood sign with a Britney Spears lookalike.

Maksim claimed that it was his cousin Olga from Russia and that he was just teaching her how to French kiss since she was a bit shy around guys.

Chmerkovskiy also dated another fellow DWTS dancer Peta Murgatroyd who he said was the one who would end up having his babies.

Well that relationship fizzled after Peta caught Maks engaged in a bit of tongue hockey at the apartment of a very popular Los Angeles Lakers cheerleader.

Maks is now dating the stunningly gorgeous and amazingly curvaceous swimsuit model Kate Upton, whom he says has more curves than a winding Swiss mountain road.

He recently told Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough that Kate is the one and he is so in love with her that he can literally smell the wedding cake.

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