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Friday, 1 November 2013

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Rob Pattinson's BMW Z3 in which he and Kristen Stewart were spotted at The La Brea Tar Pits. (Photo provided by Paco Peso

LA BREA - In quite an amazing turn of events the infamous Twilight Saga couple Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were seen engaged in a bit of tonsil hockey at the world famous La Brea Tar Pits.

A source said that the two looked like a couple of high school kids as they could clearly be heard oohing and ahhing in RPattz' BMW Z3.

The couple broke up five months ago after an on-again, off-again relationship that made the front pages of all the Hollywood tabloids.

Pattinson had stated that he broke up with Kristen after she had an affair on the set of Snow White and The Huntsman with her accent coach Rayburn Fandersketti, who was married at the time but whose wife has since divorced him.

At first K-Stew denied the tumultuous affair but then after photos and a video surfaced she finally had to admit that she had in fact given her most intimate body parts to another man.

After Rob dumped her she begged him for months and months to forgive her. She promised him that she would never, ever be unfaithful to him again.

Pattinson did not buy it and told her that he trusted her about as far as he could throw Wynonna Judd.

But apparently that is all water under the Golden Gate Bridge as the two appear to be ready to head into The RPattz & K-Stew Saga: Part II.

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