WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has just issued a Presidential Mandate that he says is the best PM he has issued since becoming president.
The president at the strong urging of his wife Michelle Obama, Vice-President Joe Biden, Oprah Winfrey, and George Clooney decided to take the measure to show the nation that he does not condone the type of lawless behavior that Brown and other hip hop artists and rappers embrace.
President Obama stressed that not all hip hoppers are in the same dreaded category as Chrissy, as Vice-President Biden refers to the thug who turned Rihanna into a human punching bag the day before the 2009 Grammy Award Show.
He was quick to note that there are even members of the country music family who he does not care for namely Hank Williams Jr., Faith Hill, and Toby "Outhouse" O'Reilly to name just three.
SIDENOTE: When Chris Brown was asked to comment on President Obama's Presidential Mandate banning him from Washington D.C. He got a puzzled look on his face and said "Hey, it's no big deal bro, I don't ever travel to the Northwest anyhows."