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Wednesday, 30 October 2013

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Chelsea says that she heard that Kirstie Alley once ate 17 cupcakes in 1 minute and 13 seconds.

HOLLYWOOD - Chelsea Handler, host of the talk show Chelsea Lately, is known as having an Omarosa type temper.

The dishwater blonde, who looks like she could be Ann "Giddy Up" Coulter's little sister, has just taken out her claws.

She expressed to Regis Philbin in an appearance on The Viagra View that Kirstie "The Human Volcano" Alley had better stop insulting and attacking her BFF Leah Remini.

Leah is presently appearing on Dancing With The Stars where she is doing fairly well, considering she had no dancing experience whatsoever.

Handler said that her advice also goes to other members of the Church of The Scientific Method who are acting like spoiled brats simply because Remini decided to leave the church for greener pulpits.

Chelsea added that Johnny Travolta has also badmouted Leah and he is certainly one to be badmouthing anyone with his history of male dalliances.

In Other News. Vice-President Joe Biden said that he recently opened Vice-President Joe Biden's Burger Diner in Dover, Delaware and it is doing extremely well. He remarked that he is considering opening up a second establishment in Manhattan.

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