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Monday, 28 October 2013

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Chris Brown insists that he does not have any gay tattoos.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Chris Brown, the rap artist that the Tea Bag Party refers to as Chrissy "Beater" Brown is up to his old belligerent antics once again.

According to Jefferson Sierra with National Focus Magazine Brown was in a quasi gay club named The Q, when he got into an argument with a fellow patron.

The argument escalated and Brown allegedly ended up punching the patron in the belly button. Police soon arrived and took Brown into custody.

An eyewitness, who told police his name was LaVoncell "Yo Bro" Jackson, said that Mr. Brown had become utterly upset when the patron remarked that Chris had gay looking arm tattoss and a crossdressing symbol inked behind his neck.

Brown angrily replied that his arm tattoos were not only not gay they were not even close to being gay. The patron hollered back for him to take a closer look.

Chris did and still affirmed that the tattoos looked nothing like what a gay guy would have.

The hot-tempered rapper who back in 2009, used girlfriend Rihanna as a punching bag the night before the Grammy Award Show, remarked that in regards to the so called crossdressing tattoo on the back of his neck, it was put there because the tattoo artist misunderstood what he had told him he wanted.

Brown said he wanted a tattoo of his favorite food, which is turkey dressing, and the ink artist mistakingly heard cross dressing.

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