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Friday, 25 October 2013

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A photo of the non-gay Superman. (Photo provided by Rush Limbaugh).

HOLLYWOOD - A representative with Universal Studios has said that his company will be pulling the movie Superman's Secret in which Superman is portrayed as being gay.

The studio execs reportedly received thousands of emails, text messages, and phone calls from irate Superman fans saying that their super idol is not gay and is a 100 percent super hero stud.

In the film Superman spoke with a lisp and actually flew while holding his arms in a somewhat gayish position.

He also wore pink leotards and the red Superman S was changed to the color lavender.

One insider noted that the gay Superman even wore women's panties underneath his Superman suit.

SIDENOTE: Due to the fact that all of the comments were targeted at Superman being gay, hardly anyone noticed that his girlfriend, Lois Lane was portrayed as being a full-fledged lesbianite.

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