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Friday, 25 October 2013

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Lamar has often said that at 5'10" Khloe could easily play for just about any WBA team.

LOS ANGELES - Khloe Kardashian, who at 5-foot-10-inches, is the tallest of all the Kardashians recently confided to Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk about her initial infatuation with her husband NBA star Lamar Odom.

She said that it was not that he was a professional basketball player, nor that he was rich, nor even that he looked a little bit like Denzel Washington.

Khloe said that the big attraction was the fact that at 6-foot-10-inches tall he was actually taller than her, unlike most of her previous boyfriends.

She remarked that she loved the fact that she finally got to look up to a guy instead of down to him.

Khloe said that her mother was thrilled because she knew that Khloe was starting to develop a complex about being taller than most of the male celebrities in Tinsel Town.

Kris Jenner said that at one point in time Khloe even talked to her about going in and having a height reduction procedure done.

Sister Kim has expressed the fact that if things do not get any better in the Lamar and Khloe household the two could be heading for the Land of The Damn D.

SIDENOTE: A close friend of Khloe's revealed that the tall gal was simply devastated when she got fired from X-Factor so if she ends up getting divorced it will be back to square one.

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