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Wednesday, 23 October 2013

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Miley has decided to leave Tinsel Town for the happy state of Colorado.

DETROIT - Miley Cyrus told the concert crowd at The Carburetor Coliseum that she loves performing in Detroit because the city has that new car smell.

She said that she became sad when she heard that the home of the Tigers, Lions, Pistons, and Red Wings had gone bankrupt.

So she decided that she would donate $85,000 to the city to go towards purchasing food, water, and CD's for the town's underprivileged kids.

Miley was asked about her plans to move to Colorado where that state earlier in the year voted to decriminalize marijuana.

Young Cyrus got a grin on her face that looked like it was about a yard long. Her eyes got bright and she even did a Michael Jackson patented crotch grab.

She said that she visited Denver last week and she swears that she has never seen a happier bunch of people in her entire life. She noted that even the elderly are walking around holding pizzas and Hostess Twinkies.

SIDENOTE: Billy Ray and Tish's daughter remarked that she plans on buying a house in Denver and another one in Colorado Springs, which is the home of the Air Force Academy. Miley smiled and said that she hopes some nice pilot takes her for a ride on his jet plane.

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