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Wednesday, 23 October 2013

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Kanye and Kim are both looking forward to their wedding date.

SAN FRANCISCO - After what seemed like an eternity, Kanye West has finally popped the M question to his baby mama Kim Kardashian.

West, who showed that he may be lots of things but cheap isn't one of them, rented the AT&T Stadium for the Proposal Party.

Kanye had the Jumbotron operator enter the phrase "Hey Kimmy Boo, will you be my wife and stuff?" (signed) Kanye Bear.

Reports are that Kim immediately said yes and added, "And just what the eff took you so long you game playing chump?"

A friend close to the Kardashian family said that the word chump is Kim's affectionate pet name for Kanye.

Music for the gala event was provided by Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz who accompanied the Chicago Symphony when the marital message went up on the Jumbotron.

Kanye thanked everyone for coming to his engagement party and he especially had words of praise for FuFi Fondue who is known as the Hair Stylist To The Stars.

Fondue reportedly spent 1 hour and 40 minutes working on making Kim's hairdo look just right.

SIDENOTE: Kim and Kanye's baby was present and was mostly held by Aunt Khloe who since being fired from X-Factor last year has not really been doing much of anything.

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