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Tuesday, 22 October 2013

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"It IS! That's the real Michael Jackson up there!"

Over 2000 fans who attended the "Michael Jackson Imitator Show" in Las Vegas say that they were not fooled with the make-up and that it was Michael Jackson's Zombie that took the stage, Saturday night.

"They can say this is a great imitator but most of us could tell that make-up was only a trifling amount and that was the real Michael we saw there", stated one lifetime Jackson fan.

Several others came over and told reporters, "What a show! That was Michael alright. He was a little stiff but no one can dance and sing like that! In fact, they had to bring the curtain down a little sooner than scheduled because of the nose falling off. However, Michael had had that to happen before he died."

"I think the extra make-up on his backup group for 'Thriller' was there to help us think that Michael wore heavy make-up also", stated still another fan.

However, the management introduced us to the imitator as soon as most of the crowd began leaving and Michael spoke to us.

"I'm a fake Michael Jackson. Why can't they admit that I can do everything that Michael could do?"

However, a fan slipped through the bodyguards and grabbed him by the nose and it stayed put.

"See! That's not the Michael we saw up there!"

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