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Monday, 21 October 2013

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Actress Mia Farrow has told reporters that her son may not be the offspring of her former husband Woody Allen but belong to first husband, Frank Sinatra.

"I'm pretty sure he belongs to my first husband, Old Blue Eyes, not Old Balloon Eyes", she was reported as saying.

"Woody Allen has always claimed that Ronan is his son but just compare their looks. Ronan is not a bit like a freak."

While Farrow admitted having affairs with Ernest Borgnine,Soupy Sales, Fred Gwynn, Marty Feldman and Yogi Berra between husbands, she stated none were Ronan's dad either.

"But if you compare my olive eyes with Frankie's blue eyes and Ronan's whole face, you have to admit that he does not belong to Woody."

There was no response from Woody Allen as he was asked while running into a theater with a young lady he covered with his coat even though she wore a full burqa.

Meanwhile, Farrow announced that she has adopted a small village in Chile.

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